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pomegranatebat · 7 months ago
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Bro why are there NO fics with he/him mizu?! IM JONESING HERE KRABS!!!
Anyone here a fan of Blue Eye Samurai?
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b1mbodoll · 1 month ago
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oh i'm losing it i'm frothing at the mouth
PLEASE GOD LET ME BE TAG TEAMED BY THEM IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH
just started moaning out loud.
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sausage-rolll · 2 days ago
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Hi, hello, sorry quick question.
Why the fuck can Morgott the omen king randomly jump you at any point in a nightreign playthrough, completely ruining a perfectly good run?
It's not enough that fighting him is a massive timesink in a game that I think already doesn't give you enough time to do everything you need to do, but he also just has to give you a massive debuff if you die to him that basically ends the run then and there.
It's bad enough in co-op where only one person gets effected by the debuff, but you might as well just reset the entire run if you're playing solo and he gets you.
Just what I need in an already heavily RNG reliant game. The possibility that one of the hardest bosses in Elden Ring will descend from the heavens and strike me down with no warning when I'm busy with something else and have almost no flasks left. And to top it all off, he increases your damage taken for the rest of the run when you die to him.
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littlekingbergara · 2 years ago
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Shane making ryan lie on the floor and bark 🤨🤨🤨
Especially after being like ~i couldnt even watch that~ when ryan was role-playing as a dog earlier. Yeah okay man we know you couldn't look because it would make you too horn-*incorrect buzzer noise*
they're not even SUBTLE ANYMORE FOLKS!
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heaven-dope · 9 months ago
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[shb spoilers]
the funniest thing about me playing through the expansions for the first time was when i was like "well duh obviously ardbert will come back hes on the front page for shadowbringers??" NOT KNOWING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING METEOR
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lemonlinelights · 1 year ago
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"Sometimes I can still hear his voice."
"QUIT TELLING PPL IM DEAD!"
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icaruseater · 9 months ago
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Inspired by this (absolutely correct) tweet, here are some other things I think are a litmus test for taste:
- whether you think Dallas (the city in Texas) is cool
- favorite book you read in school
- honest thoughts on Beyoncé
- your most visited fast food place (¡no niche answers! must be well known in ur area and have at least 4 locations)
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runandhideguys · 10 months ago
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sometimes the crux of the anti vs pro debate for me is "I'm not anti censorship or a pro shipper I just think you're both stupid"
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hydrus101 · 10 months ago
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Fun fact, in Yidrah's section in the CoC deities manual, there is a segment near the very end that reads:
"The entity has not slept nor is waiting in some deep tomb for the stars to come right—it is active now and has always been,"
which is exactly what Malam says about Mother Darkness around 46:30 :)
So like most people I had two theories going into this ep about Mother Darkness- either she was Shub or Lillith (or, I suppose, some Harlan Guthrie curveball where she's just not mythos-born at all)
Then the ep dropped and um. "The Witch", "The Shroud", many faces, around since life first appeared, not asleep but active, a hivemind, interconnected physical forms, powerful yet requiring sacrifice from her followers to maintain this form of existence
And I'm like Yidhra??? Yidhra the Mother? The Life-Giver? Yidhra the Restless One, sending her followers forth to seek new blood for her endless change? Yidhra the Dream-Witch? Yidhra the Shrouder, wreathing the faithless in shadow; Shrouder, devouring the errant and hostile ones, Shrouder, who hides men forever??? Is that you, queen?????
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homunculus-argument · 6 months ago
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In hindsight the way my mother always managed to have the correct tools at hand and somehow use them completely wrong is genuinely funny. Like she was aware that negative self-talk in children is bad, and her solution to this was to simply forbid her kids from voicing any negative thoughts or feelings we were having. Like imagine being eight years old and being like
"I can't get anything right. It's like no matter what I try, everything I do is wrong."
[EXTREMELY LOUD "WRONG ANSWER" BUZZER NOISE]
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rimatsu · 3 months ago
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I feel like the mood among the bucktommies has changed once again, it was more hopeful and now it seems like it's more in the phases between bargaining and acceptance, as if a reconciliation was already out of the realm of great possibilities.
I don't know if this is just because of the renewal, which I find kind of absurd since the renewal was already a sure thing, or if the last episode + the lack of any mention of Tommy after 811, made people less convinced that the show will deliver something narratively satisfying. I don't know, I personally end up being affected by these waves of reality/negativity and my expectations have also lowered again.
What do you think? Has anything changed in your expectations for a reconciliation? Do you have any hopeful words to share?
i'll be honest, i don't understand how doom and gloom can still persist given everything we know about upcoming episodes. i've said it before and i'll say it again: the 806 press debacle (wrong buzzer noise) made the bucktommy troops entirely too cynical. there's being cautious, and then there's being unhelpfully pessimistic. as per previous tags: please be serious 😭😭😭
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nothing that we’re seeing unfold on screen (and off-screen for that matter when it comes to leaks) points toward closure — quite the opposite, actually. and the simplest explanation is usually the correct one: if it feels like the third act of a romcom, it probably is one.
alright, this is going to be long, and redundant, so please bear with me as i try to convince stubborn doubters that a reconciliation is in fact very, very likely.
first things first... tommy is officially an outlier in buck's romantic history. let's review the facts, shall we?
in order of narrative importance:
- ali was arguably the most underdeveloped LI of this list. dating her was a decision made in an effort not to regress to past behaviors and she brought buck to his loft. ultimately she couldn't handle the risks of the job and broke up with him in the s2 finale. ali got one mention post-breakup
- natalia was the supposed happily-ever-after partner the show paired buck with under the threat of cancellation. she was the extreme opposite of ali and had a morbid fascination for buck's brush with death, something that was initially refreshing before becoming off-putting. their breakup happened offscreen in between seasons 6-7 and she got one expository mention
- taylor was his longest relationship and the most fleshed out, at least in term of screentime, their story spanning seasons with casual hookups in s2, a friendship marked by romantic tension in s4, and finally a committed relationship in s5. the first fracture was caused by buck's infidelity and more importantly the lies and overcompensation brought on by guilt, but the reason they split was ultimately because of fundamental differences in morals/work ethics/ambitions. his experience with taylor was formative because it taught buck not to give up on the whole relationship at the first sign of trouble (a valuable lesson he seemingly forgot since then but i digress…) she got one tv cameo post breakup (indirect mention)
- abby was the person who opened buck's eyes to his true desire (emotional closeness and romantic intimacy) but they had vastly different attitudes toward their relationship: she was the first big love of buck's life, but as much as she cared for him, maybe even loved him, he was mostly a distraction from the chaos of her life, and she seemingly had realistic expectations about their future together. their 'breakup' is a case of unusual circumstances. buck was hung up on her for a good chunk of s2, but they didn't technically end things in the previous finale. buck wholeheartedly believed she'd return to him after a few months and abby never dissuaded that notion. but once he realized she wouldn't, buck promptly moved on: first by pursuing taylor, and then ali. abby only got mentioned again in s3 to foreshadow her guest appearance for closure purposes. i'll compare and contrast her reintroduction to tommy's later on.
- and then we have mr. self-sabotage himself, tommy kinard, who unlocked the wonders of bisexuality laying dormant in buck (and unleashed his #Spoiled Brat tendencies). the first distinction from previous LIs is that their breakup wasn't written as definitive or unfixable. allow me to quote myself like a pompous asshole because i can't be bothered to rephrase the same sentiment (i'll be doing a lot of copy/pasting, actually... i did warn you against redundancy): they didn't part way because of irreconciliable differences or because passion/attraction fizzled out or because they envisioned different futures. if they wanted that door closed, tommy could’ve simply said he was uninterested in pursuing longterm commitment with buck, that they’re not compatible in the long run. there: a clean, uncomplicated break. instead, we were told that tommy desperately wants to be the person buck settles down with, except he’s convinced buck is propelled by the excitement of novelty, that he suspects buck is latching onto him for the wrong reasons, that he can’t allow himself to merge their home life together in fear that he’ll never recover once buck wants out. the implication here being tommy was in love with buck already, or at least halfway there. for his part, buck came to the realization that he wanted a future with tommy and immediately decided to pursue it because that's just the type of man he is: never one to do things by half-measures, seeing no value in waiting once his mind is made up. so there was no conflicting desire there. they wanted the same thing: permanence with each other, but fear and insecurity derailed the whole thing. let's call 806 Miscommunication 1.0. the second notable distinction? there has been a grand total of 4 tommy name drops post-confessions when we usually only get the one before buck moves on to greener pastures. hell, buck was having such a hard time with the breakup he developed a coping mechanism in order to deal with it. the baking was comically excessive and lasted 5 whole episodes. buck considers the breakup to be the beginning of his life unravelling — he implied that being with tommy was life as it should be, even... yeah, there's no precedent for this behavior. we've never seen him stuck on an ex to this extent before. tommy is starting to earn his most transformative relationship title beyond the obvious queer awakening aspect of it all, isn't he? now these repeated mentions weren't necessary (and unnecessary will be a word i use liberally moving forward), especially the one we got after a 4 months hiatus. we know why the writers included them now: they were keeping the thread alive for buck & tommy's reunion in 811. that's something the most optimistic of us kept pointing out despite those disheartening "exit interviews" — the breakup was too abrupt and open-ended, and the tommy mentions too frequent and pointed, for 806 to be the end of their story. 
speaking of 811, let's dissect that episode and establish why holy mother of god alone is a strong indicator of an upcoming makeup. because my god, did it do the opposite of presaging closure...
time to compare and contrast with abby! when she reappeared, both her and buck had moved on. yes, there was still some lingering affection, and he was single and had plenty of unaswered questions, but he wasn't haunted by them or abby anymore, and she was happily engaged to another man. i repeat: they both had moved on. getting back together was never an option introduced by 318. abby came back for one thing: firmly close that chapter of buck's life and heal whatever scars he still carried because of her. that isn't the case for the bucktommy Bare Mattress Fuckfest of 2025.
first of all, a hook-up? really? unnecessary. if the only goal was to shoehorn in the buddie question (as some people naively claim), then that could've happened at the bar. hell, tommy didn't have to be brought back for it at all: maddie could've floated the idea by herself when buck kept showing up at her doorstep looking as pathetic as a wet dog. it sure would've saved production some money! and if the showrunner was going for closure (he wasn't), having buck sleep with tommy was counterproductive. it only served to highlight desire and sexual chemistry between them (something that was only ever vaguely implied in s7-8a). why emphasize an aspect of mlm relationships that was missing from the og show until now? (also, remember when the doom-and-gloomists were convinced buck's queerness would be buried, never to be mentioned again, after the hiatus? only for him to initiate gay sex on national tv? it was an understandable concern considering the current fate of DEI programs, but catastrophizing caused unwarranted stress and grievances. let's maybe give the show a modicum of grace until proven otherwise?)
more importantly, 811 established that tommy regretted the breakup. that's something we could infer from the bubbling in 807, but there's a world of difference between considering contact a week post-breakup and still actively pining for buck 3-4 months after they ended things. tommy drove by the loft just the other day. recently. he hasn't moved on — is more affected by the breakup than buck himself, even. that's... you guessed it, completely unnecessary (and frankly cruel) if closure is the destination ahead. but it can't possibly be, because you know what else 811 nearly established? a reconciliation. tommy asked for a second chance, and buck was receptive to the suggestion before Insecurity and Foot-in-Mouthism derailed the plans.
instead of letting their romance naturally fade into the background after the hiatus, the writers purposefully reignited that flame. they crafted a scenario meant to prolong uncertainty about bucktommy's future together instead of closing that door forever. even without the contagion spoilers confirming that tommy will be back for the two-parter, the audience expects another conversation between the two exes. there were too many things left unsaid after that aborted kitchen argument. buck owe tommy an apology and a clarification, and he has yet to reveal that he missed tommy as well during their time apart — the viewers know that to be true but tommy was left with no reciprocation after admitting he fought constant urges to call. worse, he was left heartbroken after being told their night together meant nothing. sorry if i sound like a broken record, but that was unnecessary: there's no point in introducing conflict and Miscommunication 2.0 if they have no payoff.
as for the jealousy over eddie reveal... as many have pointed out, narrowing down tommy's insecurities is actually a good sign. the fears he spoke of in 806 were more formless and abstract, harder to assuage. jealousy over one specific person is easier to confront and work through as a couple (and it can be fodder for more drama if the writers don't sweep the whole thing under the rug). though i'll say that i'm inclined to believe tommy when he claims he was mostly joking — as in i don't think eddie was the root cause of the breakup. 811 doesn't retcon 806, only adds an appendix. tommy questioning the nature of buck's feelings for eddie is part of a larger picture (and a larger issue).
now i keep parotting the word unnecessary because 911 does not exist in a vacuum. every writing and acting choice is intentional and must serve a purpose. the hookup could've ended amicably but it didn't. tommy could've agreed with buck when he said their drunken romp didn't have to change a thing but he didn't. buck didn't have to sniffle and look miserable when he admitted that loneliness was no reason to pursue a relationship. in fact the whole episode is peppered with parallels and callbacks. buck and tommy wearing their breakup outfits as if they've been suspended in time since november is deliberate. the fact that the first night buck ever spent in his new place was with tommy in his bed was also deliberate. and this isn't my bucktommy-addled brain reading too much into a scene. slamming each other into walls while a song about never finding home plays in the background is no coincidence. quoting myself like a pompous asshole again: tommy was the necessary catalyst for buck to make peace with eddie's departure and start viewing the house as his own. he says verbatim "[sharing a bed with tommy] was the first night i was actually able to sleep in that place" — once again tommy is linked to comfort and safety and the beginning of a new journey. tommy started the unpacking process for him with that coffeemaker. buck is baking (an activity that was established as a visual indicator of pining for tommy) while he firmly shuts down the notion that he might harbor buried feelings for his straight-heterosexual-notinterestinmen-notanoption best friend. he expresses frustration and anger at the idea that tommy seemingly spent their entire relationship worrying about another man. later when maddie (the audience/buddie stand-in) assumes he's talking about calling eddie, buck corrects her and reasserts that tommy is the person he's thinking about. that was the throwback to 704. it's not about eddie.
for a brief moment in that kitchen, buck and tommy slipped back into domesticity. tommy waking up at the asscrack of dawn to buy groceries and prepare a veritable feast isn't meaningless either (at least i hope it isn't): it's a callback to masks — tommy the caretaker dotting on buck. i want to believe that scene was intentionally designed to contrast buck's dynamics with tommy compared to his relationships with the rest of the cast: the baker being fed, the eternal giver being the recipient of care. buck is loved but he's no one's priority. everyone he knows (with the exception of ravi who wants nothing to do with him lmao) has a spouse and/or children who naturally take precedence over him, but he could be tommy's priority.
it's also worth noting that tommy's "i can't move in with you" morphed into "i'm not ready to move in yet." could it be... foreshadowing i sense? third time's the charm is shaping up to be bucktommy's operating principle.
alright, enough yapping about 811. let's move on to spoilers territory. i'll try to keep speculations to a minimum but they're inevitable so take everything with a grain of salt.
tommy's unique skills set (tim's words) will be featured in the two-parter. his status as a previous member of the 118 was also emphasized. he'll readily assist his old firehouse in a time of crisis agsin (the rule of three strikes once more). contagion is described as a season opening/finale worthy emergency. 814-815 will be a large scale spectacle and is sure to be memorable given bobby's alleged death.
again, involving tommy in the two-parter is unnecessary. if a pilot is needed, background character #34 could do the job. i won't bring up the "it's way too much effort and money for closure" argument because we know for a fact that 815 isn't the end of the bucktommy storyline. tommy is featured in at least another episode, and a major one at that. i beg all debby downers out there to exercise reason: why on earth would they bring back buck's ex not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES (and counting) post-breakup if it's not for a reconciliation? a makeup is the only thing that makes narrative sense.
bts pictures/videos place both tommy and buck on the rooftop helipad during daylight and in the coliseum at nightfall, surrounded by heavy military and fbi presence. i think it's safe to assume they'll be stuck together in a helicopter for a few hours. forced proximity is a classic romcom trope for a reason: if there's ever a time to hash out their issues, it's midair with nowhere to run.
now let's focus on buck for a second. he followed maddie's advice: learning to be alone, to be content on his own so he doesn't spiral again the next time he's broken up with or a friend moves away. and content buck seemingly is, comfortable in his home and in his skin. it's a breakthrough: when he interacts with tommy again, loneliness will no longer be a factor influencing his desire to reconnect. buck has gained some measure of clarity since 811.
and reuniting under these less than ideal circumstances? pretty promising actually. tommy's loyalty and his willingness to help the 118 are two characteristics that captured buck's attention in the first place. it's an opportunity to recreate the initial spark, with the added knowledge of the man hiding behind the confident façade.
as for the presumed 816 leaks... tommy is part of bobby's honor guards. that tells me he plays a crucial role in 815, and if you ask me, there are only three reasonable options to explore:
1. buck and tommy makeup during the two parter. they're officially a couple again by the time the credits roll
2. what i think is more likely to happen: they start to reconcile in 815. they have a frank conversation and the groundwork for a reconciliation is laid down when buck asks for a saturday date but a proper makeup is put on standby as soon as the ripper knocks on bobby's door. they're left to navigate grief in this weird in between-state, but the desire to give it another try has been expressed free from the influences of loneliness or grief
3. they reconcile in the finale. tommy offers support as a 'friend' and buck leans on him until bobby inevitably rises from the dead ("i'm not lonely, and i'm not mourning, and i still want you")
i'm optimistic but not delusional: a love confession in the two-parter is way too ambitious and i'm not holding my breath for it. i don't think buck is quite there yet. his feelings for tommy are pretty... nebulous. he saw a future there, one he wanted to cement, and he sure looked and acted in love, but he never said it. hell, he had to be talked through realizing he was serious about tommy. in contrast, he readily defined his feelings for ex-girlfriends (he loved abby and taylor and told us as much) and for eddie (he knows he's not in love with the guy). i find buck's limited introspection when it comes to tommy endlessly fascinating... but that's a conversation for another day.
i'm losing steam so let's wrap this up. i wasn't thrilled by the s9 renewal but that's only bc 911 is an objectively mediocre show with a godawful fandom and i'll be held hostage around these hellish parts for at least another year. i don't see why the renewal would automatically mean bad news for bucktommy. the point of wanting them back together is to see them explore the joys and challenges of a committed relationship. another season is a prerequisite. oliver said buck is maturing: he's entering a new, more settled phase of his life, and i can't imagine the return of the hamster wheel at this point. if anything, i expect buck to reach new relationship milestones next season.
anyway...... i'm not claiming it's a 100% guarantee, let's start celebrating now (let us not forget the black mold infestation plaguing the writers' room) but logic dictates that a reconciliation is underway. so, long story short... yes, i am genuinely very optimistic about our chances <3
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deathofacupid · 3 months ago
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Don’t know if you take requests but something about gojo with an insecure, loser, socially anxious, nervous, pessimistic reader? Like in high school.. he is trying to get to know her, she thinks he is too good for her etc?? Plz
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"stop following me," you mutter, a low scowl beneath your breath.
"what?" gojo scoffs, the sound exaggerated, a theatrical flourish. "i would never."
"quit that. i'm serious," you insist, your voice sharpening with a hint of exasperation.
"so am i!" he counters, his tone mirroring yours, but with an underlying playful lilt.
"go away."
"i happen to be heading the same direction," he replies, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
"oh, so, you have chemistry next?" you ask, gesturing with a flick of your wrist towards the looming science hall, its sterile windows reflecting the midday sun.
"…no," he admits, a momentary pause, then a quick recovery. "but, hey, can't a student drop by to say hi? to teachers that love him?" he emphasizes the word, a smirk playing on his lips.
"what teachers?" you ask, the words barely audible, a murmur lost in the hum of passing students.
"hey!" he exclaims, clutching his chest dramatically, feigning offense. "you know, i still don't know why you insist on hating me."
"i don't hate you," you correct him, your gaze fixed on a distant point, anything but his face. "i just strongly dislike being in your presence."
"that's, like, the same thing," he says, shrugging off your protest. "i like you, and i know you like me."
"bold assumption," you retort, a flicker of annoyance in your eyes. "just 'cause a girl exchanges a few syllables with you, doesn't mean she wants you."
"maybe not," he concedes, a sly grin spreading across his face. "but i'm pretty sure you're the exception."
"go. away," you repeat, pinching the bridge of your nose, attempting to quell the rising tide of frustration.
"c'monnn. you still haven't answered me!" he whines, his voice drawn out into a playful plea.
"and, if i do, you'll leave me alone?" you ask, your tone laced with skepticism.
"maybe," he replies, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"i'm not answering you, then."
"please?" he begs, widening his eyes into comical puppy-dog eyes, a classic gojo maneuver.
you stop in your tracks, turning to face him, the movement abrupt. "we don't work together, alright? it'd be weird."
"what?" he asks, his brow furrowing in genuine confusion. "why?"
you sigh, the sound heavy with exasperation. "do i really have to spell it out for you? you're all… you. and, i'm all… not you."
"so? what do they say? opposites attract?" he counters, his voice laced with a confident charm.
"jesus. you're hopeless. why can't you take 'no' for an answer?"
"because i'm a catch. who doesn't want a catch?"
"me."
"but, why?" he asks, his voice laced with a touch of sincere curiosity.
"i already explained this to you. it's not my fault you can't get it through that thick skull of yours."
"okay, first of all, mean. my skull is average-sized," he protests, a mock-injured tone in his voice. "and, second, yeah. i don't get it."
"gojo, look. you're a lot different," you pause, wincing slightly, "social-wise. i couldn't keep up with you. i don't do parties. or, like, talking."
he cuts you off, a wave of his hand dismissing your concerns. "then don't do parties. or, talking. i run my mouth enough for the both of us," he offers, a playful grin spreading across his face.
"there are prettier girls out there. go yearn for one of them."
he makes an ulcer-inducing buzzer noise, a loud, obnoxious bzzzt! "nope, there's not. you're the prettiest of them all," gojo sing-songs, his voice laced with a playful melody. "pretty, and smart, and kind —well, we'll work on that part. but, you're perfect. don't start making up reasons to get me to leave. it won't work anyways."
"you're insufferable," you sigh, the sound a mixture of exasperation and reluctant amusement, though the flush creeping up your neck betrays your true feelings.
he takes your hand in his, his touch warm and surprisingly gentle, and you don't pull it away. "you don't have to change who you are, just to be with someone who's not the same as you. besides, you're throwing away what we could have, without even trying."
you chew your lip, the nervous habit betraying your inner turmoil. it feels like a horrible idea, a collision of personalities that could end disastrously.
but, you've never been good at resisting him, his charm a persistent, inescapable force. "i don't know," you say, finally, the words laced with uncertainty.
"i do, though. so, why don't you trust me?" he asks, his eyes locking with yours, a depth of emotion in their blue depths.
he pulls you closer, his hand gently tilting your chin up to meet his gaze. and, you do. you do trust him, in all his annoying, infuriating, and undeniably captivating glory.
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meerawrites · 3 months ago
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*correct buzzer noise* everyone say thank you and/or apologies to Anne Rice right now.
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wileys-russo · 1 year ago
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alessia russo, “how’d you get pizza sauce there??”, cozy night in!!
pizza party II a.russo
"-no, amore no!" your girlfriend protested as she saw what you'd grabbed out from the cupboard. "baby yes, yes!" you cheered happily, the can of pineapple chunks placed down onto the counter.
"thats an insult. you've insulted me, you've insulted the pizza dough, you've insulted the entire country of italy, you've-" alessia started to rant as you rolled your eyes unfazed by her behaviour.
"you're half italian russo, relax." you grinned, rummaging around in the drawer for a can opener. "russo!" your girlfriend gasped in disbelief at the use of her last name.
"you don't call me that. you may call me baby, babe, love of my life, my everything, my love, darling, sweets, angel-" alessia started to list, ticking them off on her fingers as you sighed and shook your head.
"are you done now?" you cut her off with a raised eyebrow, finally finding the can opener and standing up straight again. "no actually i'm not, there's still the italian names." your girlfriend warned as you sighed.
"amore mio, tesoro, vita mia, angelo mio-" the blonde again listed them on her fingers, only stopping when you gave yet another deep sigh. "you get the point. never russo!" the taller girl wagged a finger in warning and bumped you out of the way with her hip, taking the can opener where you were struggling.
"thank you love." you kissed her cheek expecting her to do it for you. "alessia!" you protested as the can opener was dropped back in the drawer, the pineapple then put on a shelf out of your reach as your eyebrows furrowed into an annoyed frown.
"ah! also off limits, try again." the girl made a buzzer noise with her mouth, grabbing out a knife. "why can't i have pineapple on my pizza?" you questioned crossing your arms as she ignored you and you rolled your eyes.
"why can't i have pineapple on mine baby?" you corrected as she looked up with a grin. "much better. and i told you, its an insult!" she bonked you gently on the head with a wrapped stick of pepperoni.
"pizza is supposed to represent diversity, freedom of choice! you can't police what i put on it." you warned as the taller girl shrugged. "alright, go get your pineapple then babe." she smiled slyly knowing full well it was out of your reach.
"you're insufferable." you grumbled with a huff. "you'll thank me when this pizza is the best thing you've ever tasted baby, trust the process and the italian." alessia grinned, shooing you away as you tried to help.
"half italian." you reminded, ducking as she tossed a mushroom slice at you with a frown. "i thought the point of date night was that we cook together!" you laughed, taking a seat at the counter and watching your girlfriend prep everything.
"don't you remember what happened the last time we cooked together?" alessia reminded as your face flushed warm and you buried it in your hands. "it was an accident!" you whined, looking up with a scowl as a cherry tomato hit you in the head.
"stop wasting food!" you tossed it back as she caught it and threw it in the bin. "safe hands." she smirked, blowing on them as if they were alight making you roll your eyes.
"this recipe doesn't even call for pepper! so i would be perfectly fine to help you my love." you smiled hopefully, the last time you'd tried you'd accidentally broken the pepper grinder and caused the entire casing of whole peppercorns to fall into the pasta your girlfriend had spent an hour making.
"you're very cute baby girl but not very convincing." the blonde smiled in amusement, still chopping things as you sighed, the two of you falling into conversation.
"right, come and assemble them." she waved you over once she'd rolled out the dough for the bases and chopped everything up. "are you going to critique my every choice?" you deadpanned as the striker grinned.
"only if its wrong." "well then you can make it for me, save the headache." "headache!" "yes, add that to your list of nicknames babe."
with a wink you left her to it, jogging upstairs to grab some extra blankets and a hoodie given the temperature had dropped significantly tonight and if the dark grey clouds hanging were saying anything rain would be due soon.
"pizza's are in, i'm just gonna clean up tesoro!" you smiled at the nickname, the girl very rarely ever speaking any italian, which you knew was because despite her boasting she hardly knew any.
gathering what you wanted you tossed them down the stairs not fancying tripping yourself over trying to carry them, a few soft thumps sounding as they hit the ground and you made your way after them.
you chuckled hearing alessia on the phone in the kitchen, knowing from the laughter every few seconds that she was talking to ella, only confirmed by the girl in question being put on speaker and singing out hello.
"its date night tooney leave us alone! go bother your boyfriend." the blonde chuckled ignoring her best friends whines that she missed her and joe was out of town with arlo on a boys weekend.
"yep love you love you love you-" alessia repeated as ella rambled on, eventually clicking end call making you laugh as the mancunian was cut off mid sentence right as the timer went.
"prepare to be amazed!" your girlfriend puffed her chest out proudly as you joined her in the kitchen, leaning against the counter and hummed, gesturing for her to continue.
slipping on oven mitts she bent down and carefully grabbed out both trays. "less maybe one at a time baby." you warned as she scoffed, one pizza try in each hand and presenting them proudly as you clapped your approval.
everything was seeming fine as she turned to place them down, the air fragrant with the smell of the freshly cooked dough making your stomach rumble, not having eaten for hours now since you'd been running around doing errands all day.
though it all went wrong as your girlfriend tried to flick the oven closed with her foot, missing the door entirely as she kicked at air and lost her footing, your eyes widening as she went tumbling down to the ground, and the pizzas went with her.
"ah fuck!" the footballer swore as one of the hot trays brushed her arm, kicking them both away as she lay down now flat on her back and covered in marinara sauce and various toppings.
"oh my god less! are you alright?" you covered your mouth with your hands, peeking over the counter to take a look at her, an utterly defeated look on the older girls face as she let out a deep and defeated sigh.
"don't." she warned seriously looking up and seeing the corners of your mouth turn upward. but it was far too late as you also fell to the floor, clutching at your stomach and near dying of laughter as your body convulsed with amusement.
a few more beats of time passed before eventually your girlfriends own laughter joined you, the blondes eyes closed as her body shook and you managed to turn onto your stomach, crawling around the counter to where she was.
"oh lessi." you shook your head in disbelief at the sight in front of you, sat up on your knees and staring down with a pitiful smile as her laughter turned to slight giggles and her face was nearly as red as the pizza sauce covering her top.
"i was doing so well!" she groaned with another bark of laughter, covering her face with her arms. "you were doing so well baby, so well." you agreed with a giggle of your own, tugging her arms away as she pouted up at you.
"my cute little pizza." you teased poking at her as she whined and her foot kicked out at you before she sat up with another deep seeded sigh. "i'll get another batch of dough ready." the blonde groaned trying to stand as you shook your head.
"less, my love i adore you and you know i love your cooking. but i am starving and the prep and cooking for those two already took you nearly two hours. if i wait that long i am going to waste away!" you warned making her crack a smile.
"you go have a shower and i'll order us some pizza's to be delivered." you compromised as she made no move to fight you, both of you getting to your feet. "oh no no no! i am not showering again." you stepped back as she tried to draw you into a hug.
"but i need comfort and support right now!" the taller girl protested adorably as you held your ground and shook your head.
"after you shower, my italian stallion." you grinned as she slumped over with a defeated huff. "can we at least get garlic knots?" the striker mumbled as you nodded.
"yeah baby, i'll get you some garlic knots."
when she returned now freshly showered and changed your girlfriend found you curled up in the mountain of blankets and pillows you'd meticulously crafted for the ultimate comfort in the middle of the living room floor.
"hello you big dope." you laughed as she belly flopped on top of you, burying her face in your neck with a grumble back, hugging you tightly as a hand snuck up the back of her top to gently scratch up and down her back.
"less." you held back a smile as she pulled her head out and gave you a look. "how'd you get pizza sauce there?" you laughed, finger swiping behind her ear to collect a dollop of marinara tucked away there.
"i don't know!" the blonde whined flopping back down onto you with a moan of annoyance. "you know i think this takes the cake as being worse than the peppercorns, once we picked them out the pasta was still edible. more so than the floor pizza!" you teased softly.
"alessia!" you squealed as she bit your neck sharply, trying to shrug her away to no avail as her taller form was stretched out comfortably on top of you.
"sorry she's not here right now, try again later."
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Just In Time
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꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Diana Taurasi x Reader ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Part 2
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⭑ pairing: Diana Taurasi x reader (soccer star!fem!reader)
⭑ summary: You were that girl in high school—averaging 30 points a game and dunking before prom. But you chose soccer over basketball and built an empire. Now you’re courtside at the Aces vs. Mercury game in Vegas.
⭑ genre: Slow-burn tension, legend-to-legend energy, flirty sports banter, unexpected chemistry
⭑ warnings: Swearing, casual cockiness, mutual eye-stalking, mentions of high school glory days
⭑ word count: ~ 0.8k
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The camera didn’t even have to pan twice.
The second your face lit up on the Jumbotron, the crowd’s noise doubled. Phones flew up. Commentators’ voices pitched higher. And you just grinned from your seat—soft, effortless. Like you didn’t realize you were one of those people now. The kind crowds whisper about before they even spot you. The kind that gets a personalized clap track and a shout-out during timeouts.
“Y/N L/N, ladies and gentlemen,” the arena host announced over the system. “Soccer icon, multi-sport prodigy, and today’s honorary basketball royalty.”
You lifted a hand in a wave, flashing a lowkey smile, teeth biting at your glossed bottom lip. Diamond-studded “L/N” earrings caught the light. Nothing extra, but the kind of shine that made people lean in anyway.
Your friends—three of them, two influencers and a WNBA rookie you grew up with—were already gassing you up in the row behind you.
“She act like she ain’t break the high school scoring record,” one muttered, recording a story.
“She act like she didn’t drop 45 with the flu,” another laughed.
You didn’t correct them. You just rolled your eyes and tucked your hand back under your chin, watching the game unfold in front of you.
But it wasn’t until halftime, as the Mercury were jogging into the tunnel, that you heard it.
“Little L/N?”
You turned, and your smirk widened. “Coach T?”
Phoenix’s head coach was already walking toward you with his arms open.
“I should’ve known you’d be at a game like this. Still pretending soccer’s your main sport?”
You let out a soft laugh, standing to hug him. “You still pretending you weren’t begging me to commit after sophomore year?”
“Because you had thirty-four points, nine boards, and seven assists on a broken ankle.”
You shrugged, letting that memory sit. “Still lost that game.”
“By two. In triple overtime. And you had no bench.”
A few of the players were slowing down behind him, watching the interaction. And cameras, of course, never missed shit.
“She looks familiar,” someone muttered.
“Familiar?” Tibbetts scoffed. “She was on the cover of SLAM at sixteen. Almost went to UConn. Would’ve if she didn’t fall in love with soccer. What’d you end with in high school again?”
“Something light,” you said.
“Girl,” he grinned. “Twenty-nine hundred points. All-time state record. First player in school history to average a triple double two seasons straight.”
Someone whistled. Someone else blinked. And that’s when you heard her.
“That was you?”
You looked up—and the way Diana Taurasi stood just behind the tunnel barrier, arms crossed, head tilted, like she was trying to solve a problem…yeah. That was a core memory being printed in real time.
“Depends,” you replied slowly. “You a fan of broken ankles or buzzer beaters?”
She smiled. Real slight. “I’m a fan of the real ones. And apparently, I missed one.”
Coach chuckled and clapped you on the back. “Come catch up in the back after. I’ll let security know. They’ve been asking about you since the first quarter anyway.”
“Who’s ‘they’?” you asked.
“Everyone.”
The postgame locker room smelled like sweat, lavender, and a hint of champagne. Phoenix had pulled off a win—barely—but the vibes were still high. Music was playing low, and phones were out. Cameras too, content teams getting their last shots for the night.
You slid in lowkey, dressed in simple black cargos, a tank top, and a cropped open hoodie. Jewelry still on. Vibe still locked.
And when Diana spotted you, sitting on a folded towel across from her locker, water in hand, leaning back like this was your postgame too?
She just stared.
“Coach really let you in, huh?”
You raised an eyebrow. “He offered. Multiple times.”
“Figures.”
You looked at her again, and this time, you didn’t mask the way your eyes dropped—once, twice, maybe lingered too long on the line of her jaw and the way her bra strap peeked from beneath her loose postgame shirt.
“And you really played like that? For decades?” you said, half-mocking, half-mesmerized.
She smirked. “Still do.”
“Mmm. You’re lucky I picked cleats.”
“And you’re lucky I’m retired. Almost.”
Her voice was low. Purposeful. The kind that tested waters with every syllable.
You sipped your water. “Is that a challenge?”
“No,” she said, brushing past you, towel slung over her shoulder. “That’s a fact.”
Later, when most of the players had filtered out, Diana found you standing by the private team kitchen, talking to one of the media staff. Laughing a little too effortlessly. Shoulder leaned against the counter, head slightly tilted like you didn’t notice her watching again.
“You ever think about what could’ve happened?” she asked, walking up beside you.
You didn’t have to ask what she meant.
“All the time,” you admitted. “But I’m not mad at how it turned out. I still ended up courtside.”
“Could’ve been on the court though.”
You turned toward her, slow. Measured. “You regret any of it?”
She shook her head. “No. But I wonder who’d win.”
You stepped closer. Just enough to make her register the shift.
“I would’ve made you work for it.”
“You would’ve tried,” she said back, voice even.
A pause. Tension humming.
And then?
You grinned. “So what I’m hearing is…I should come to more games.”
Diana’s eyes narrowed like you’d just dunked on her.
But when she answered, her tone was light. Controlled. Dangerous.
“I dare you.”
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mollyjames · 10 months ago
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Me engaging with Molly's work: these characters are all gay I think
*very loud correct buzzer noise*
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